And I say to you {*precious namaste*}

I tried to evolve myself spiritually.

Then I decided to knock it the fuck off and just love my  human.

I’m much happier now.

This is a home base for anyone who has tried to walk a higher vibration talk and at a certain point, wanted to call it all out. The crazy. The obsessed. The bizarre. The peculiar. All the funny and awesome and strange aspects of the American ‘spiritual’ path.
You know.
Being ‘spiritual’ means not having negative thoughts or opinions or judgments. About anything. Because then it lowers your vibration. And you won’t be rewarded with cool consumer shit and a big savings account by the Law of Attraction.

Fuck it. Human is sexy.

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